This is Pete, or "The Taco Monster" as he insists upon being
  called.  Although he is originally from San Antonio (Go Spurs!),
  he's still mostly Mexican... mostly.  He has taken improv instruction
  and performs at ComedySportz.  Also of note is that Pete has a
  swell day job, a nice house, two terrific kids, a splendid crack
  habit, and a marvelous 9 in his pants.  

      You can email Pete at