In the August 2006 issue of PDX Magazine we received such
 compliments as "newly formed" and "Portland's latest addition
 to the sketch scene."  

 Since that's about all the press we've gotten so far, we'll fill the
 rest of this space with some important safety information:

 We have recently become aware of two child safety hazards.
 First, drawstrings on children's clothing can be very dangerous
 as they may get caught on objects such as playground equipment    
  and cause strangulation (see below).  Secondly, and even more
 dangerous, is the random appearance of oversized floating
 scissors near small children, often in a playground setting (see
 below).  Please try to avoid drawstrings and oversized floating
 scissors at all costs.

Consumer Product Safety Commission Document # 5120